The 10 Least Sexy Nude Scenes In Movie History

10. Angelina Jolie in “Beowulf”
Remember when all those crazy RESTRICTED “Beowulf” trailers of naked Angelina Jolie leaked to the internet, and just as everyone who never thought to type “Angelina Jolie Gia” into Google was preparing to go nuts, we soon learned that “Naked Angelina Jolie” actually meant “Naked Dragon Woman Thing From Rejected Pixar [...]

Angelina Jolie Naked in Beowulf

I’m not sure if high heels were invented by 800 AD yet, but here’s Angelina Jolie’s “nude” scene in the motion capture film adaption of the classic poem, Beowulf. To reiterate, it’s Angelina Jolie. I don’t know what this Beowulf guy’s problem is. The actual Angelina Jolie could be a cave demon with a tail, [...]